Redneck Wedding Questionnaire

How did you meet?

*I was out with one of my friends (Katie) Black Friday shopping.   We were heading towards Kohls when she told me that one of her friends (Roger) was in line at Target.  Both of our first time ever going Black Friday shopping!!  Roger was in line with his then girlfriend, (you don’t even want to go there) when Katie and I walked up.  I had a thermos of coffee with Baileys in it.  Roger took it from me and took a drink and said, “Honey, there is more Baileys than coffee in there!!)  A couple weeks later Roger sent me 3 messages on Facebook asking me to call him before I even woke up that Sunday morning.  I called him, FINALLY, and the rest is history.

 

Have you ever made out in the back of your truck?

*Oh hell yeah!!!  The best time was when we were on our way to Georgia to pick up a boat motor for our “Land Yacht” in his lifted King Ranch with pitch black tinted windows…  need we say more?!  Oh,  every state down and up!

 

Can you burp and say your name at the same time?

*Roger-  Hell Yeah,  as he does it!!

*Annette- Yes!  (as I roll my eyes)

 

You & the family go on vacation.  What do you definitely need to pack? 

*Definitely Roger’s homemade Apple Pie Moonshine!!!

 

How many flannel shirts are in your wardrobe?  How many have sleeves?

*Roger- 5 and 0 have sleeves

*Annette-  I don’t have any flannel shirts but I do own 2 plaid shirts and they both have sleeves.

 

Which do you have more of tattoos or teeth?

*Well we do have several tattoos between the both of us but I would hope we have more teeth than tattoos since I have been in the dental field for 18 years and teeth is kind of mandatory.  LOL

 

What is the most interesting thing you’ve found mowing your lawn?

*Roger- Grass in Zues’s poop.   You have to understand that Zues is a Giant Dane and his piles are like a small mountain.

*Annette- My gun clip from my pretty purple pistol.

 

Best band ever?

*Any and all Hair Bands and good Ol’ Hank Jr.

 

What’s the best thing to do on a Friday Night?

*Jump in our buggy, hit the trails, crack a bottle, build a campfire in the woods, blare some music, relax and enjoy.

 

What family member is most likely to embarrass you at your wedding and what is it that they’ll do?

*It would not be a family member,  It would be Roger and God only knows what he will do.  Don’t ever dare him or give him any ideas!!  He showed up on our third date in a leather trench coat and a woman’s bikini!!