There are a lot of reasons I don’t venture out into ‘The Great Outdoors’ very often. One of those reasons is the threat of stalking cougars.
Oh, you’re not afraid of cougars stalking you? Well, you should be, especially after seeing this video of a hiker in Utah being stalked by a cougar for six minutes.
OK, ok. So, maybe after seeing these cougar cubs on a trail, the guy should have turned around and walked the other way, as opposed to inching closer. That was probably his first mistake, because that, obviously, upset the cubs’ mother and sent her on a six-minute stalk fest.
Either way, I’ll continue to avoid ‘The Great Outdoors.’ Ya know. Cougars.