The University of Colorado Mascot Shot Himself in the Dong with a T-Shirt Cannon [VIDEO]

Apparently, this college mascot needs to retake T-Shirt Cannons 101, because he mistakenly shot himself right in the groin.

In the video above, the University of Colorado mascot is prepped and ready to fire a t-shirt into the crowd. The only problem is that the t-shirt cannon is pointed in the wrong direction and aimed right at his d*ck.

The mascot’s pain is immediate, as one would expect.

What the video above doesn’t show is the mascot being carted off the field after the t-shirt cannon-to-groin shot.

Here’s hoping for a speedy recovery.

[Nathaniel Wallace via YouTube]

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