If you want to steal a frying pan by sticking it in your pants, you should probably wear the baggiest pants you own. This woman did not do that.
According to The Smoking Gun, a woman in St. Louis, Missouri attempted to walk out of an IKEA with a frying pan sticking out of her pants, which you can see pretty plainly in the video above.
The woman, Sierra Coleman, was arrested and charged with theft and assault. Coleman is looking at even more charges now, because she skipped a recent court date.