A 22-year-old college student in Ohio has been arrested after he attempted to trade chicken alfredo and Sprite for sex with a teenage boy.
Albert Maruna IV has been charged with attempted unlawful sexual contact with a minor, disseminating matter harmful to juveniles, possessing criminal tools, and importuning, whatever the hell that is.
According to Cleveland19.com, Maruna recently began chatting with what-he-thought-to-be a teenage boy on a dating app. The conversations were sexual in nature and Maruna even sent nude photos of himself.
Maruna was set to meet up with the ‘teenager’ on December 12th. What was Maruna going to bring to the meeting, you ask? Well, lube, obviously, along with chicken alfredo and Sprite, because…well, I don’t know.
I guess after all of that hot man-on-teenage boy sex, Maruna suspected they’d want to have a delicious meal and nothing says ‘delicious’ quite like chicken alfredo and Sprite.
Not shockingly, Maruna remains lodged in the Mahoning County Jail.
