This poor deer is just trying to get a piece of ass. Unfortunately, he’s barking up the wrong tree.

A woman in Wisconsin caught video of a deer attempting to mount not one, but two different lawn ornaments. You can see his valiant efforts in the video above.

What’s truly unfortunate is that this deer never truly got the release he needed. He’s probably still out there, walking around with giant deer blue balls.

Poor, poor deer.

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