Redneck Questionaire

How did you meet? In Omer MI while sucker fishing.

Have you ever made out in the back of your truck?  Yeah ain't that where the bed is

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Can you burp and say your name at the same time? Yeah can't every redneck.

You and the family go on vacation.  What do Yu definitely pack? Camo, guns and beer.

How many flannel shirts are in your wardrobe?  How many have sleeves? All three my best shirts are flannel and didn't know they can with sleeves.

Which do you have more of tattoos or teeth? Of course tattoos.

What is the most interesting thing you've found mowing your lawn? My drunk passed out uncle Kenny.

Best band ever? Ted nugent.

What is the best thing to do on a Friday night? Me and my baby kidding through Alger swamp.
Why family member is most likely to embarrass you at your wedding and why is it that they will do? The groom, he'll be drunk before the wedding begins.